I'm not sure I've ever seen a case that was such a heavy mix of ugly and impractical. A hideous product for people with no taste, who also have a lot of money to blow and don't care about dust.
What a coincidence. I was just looking at my PC case this morning and said to mysel "Yunno, what this case really needs is some sharp metal edges pointing up towards my eyes".
OMG this is the coolest thing I have ever seen. I can't believe I typed that without cracking a key cap. As someone else said it looks like Optimus Primes head kinda sorta. So I guess if your into decapitated transformers this is the case for you.
If the last half dozen years have shown us anything, it's that you can walk into a lifestock pasture, pick up some of the sticky lumps on the ground, stuff Frag Harder Disco Lights into them and sell them to gamers who've been brain damaged by something. (Excess consumption of energy drinks??? Sitting in a chair for 40 hours strait immediately after release day???)
Shut up. Stop complaining. Let's see you type dozens of articles a day without making a mistake. I'm sick of reading comments from armchair editors like you complaining about a single typo. Stop.
"such as eight expansion cards (i.e., graphics cards of up to 380-mm) " Err... what?
" the case can house two 3.5-inch storage bays as well as three 2.5-inch storage devices." This is a mess as well... The storage bays... Hold storage devices? How many? Or did you mean devices?
"The PCs can be cooled down" This is also interesting... Cooled down... Not sure i have ever seen anyone write that a PC needs to be cooled down... Cooled, yes.
Guys, suppose someone handed you a blank piece of paper and told you to design a dual PC case that needs to sit in the background of gamer YouTube / Twitch / whatever livestream videos and scream out 'I AM LEET GAMER YEET 100% PRO LEET' and draw as much attention as possible to itself. Admit it, I bet most of you would end up with with a jagged crackhead monstrosity like this.
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Holliday75 - Friday, March 6, 2020 - link
I think I threw up in my mouth a little bit.Dragonstongue - Friday, March 6, 2020 - link
That makes 2 of us LOLinighthawki - Friday, March 6, 2020 - link
I think we all did...linuxgeex - Saturday, March 7, 2020 - link
I've seen more attractive pizza boxesAshlayW - Saturday, March 7, 2020 - link
And those have the advantage of coming with delicious pizza inside.WinterCharm - Saturday, March 7, 2020 - link
This is the ugliest thing I have ever seen in my life.YB1064 - Tuesday, March 10, 2020 - link
Looks like a random arrangement of planes. Does this constitute modern art?Flunk - Friday, March 6, 2020 - link
I'm not sure I've ever seen a case that was such a heavy mix of ugly and impractical. A hideous product for people with no taste, who also have a lot of money to blow and don't care about dust.shabby - Friday, March 6, 2020 - link
Was expecting this from thermaltake not fsp.Hxx - Friday, March 6, 2020 - link
Nobody can dethrone Thermaltake please. Fsp better come up with a version 2 and 3 to stand against TT in the fugly case categoryGuspaz - Friday, March 6, 2020 - link
This thing is both hideous and impractical. Why not just use a test bench as a case at that point?Thud2 - Friday, March 6, 2020 - link
What a coincidence. I was just looking at my PC case this morning and said to mysel "Yunno, what this case really needs is some sharp metal edges pointing up towards my eyes".FreckledTrout - Friday, March 6, 2020 - link
Someone had to sketch this and someone else had to so say wow that's nice lets make it. Those someone's should rethink life.Qasar - Friday, March 6, 2020 - link
kind of looks like Optimus Primes' head to metlmiller76 - Saturday, March 7, 2020 - link
Optimus crackhead prime....rocky12345 - Saturday, March 7, 2020 - link
OMG this is the coolest thing I have ever seen. I can't believe I typed that without cracking a key cap.As someone else said it looks like Optimus Primes head kinda sorta. So I guess if your into decapitated transformers this is the case for you.
meacupla - Saturday, March 7, 2020 - link
I kinda like it.It takes function (cooling) over form, yet doesn't look like it was designed by someone catering to a focus group.
nerd1 - Saturday, March 7, 2020 - link
Looks HUUUGE with terrible airflow and no dust protection. WHY?PeachNCream - Saturday, March 7, 2020 - link
I hope they weren't planning to sell one of those cases to someone when they were in a drug-induced haze while designing it.DanNeely - Monday, March 9, 2020 - link
If the last half dozen years have shown us anything, it's that you can walk into a lifestock pasture, pick up some of the sticky lumps on the ground, stuff Frag Harder Disco Lights into them and sell them to gamers who've been brain damaged by something. (Excess consumption of energy drinks??? Sitting in a chair for 40 hours strait immediately after release day???)tygrus - Sunday, March 8, 2020 - link
A transformer caught in the middle of transforming. It doesn't look finished or neat.supdawgwtfd - Sunday, March 8, 2020 - link
"allowing for integration of to systems into one chassis."Guessing you still haven't employed a decent editor or even a proof reader?
Every single article posted has spelling and grammar mistakes...
AshlayW - Monday, March 9, 2020 - link
Shut up. Stop complaining. Let's see you type dozens of articles a day without making a mistake. I'm sick of reading comments from armchair editors like you complaining about a single typo. Stop.supdawgwtfd - Sunday, March 8, 2020 - link
"such as eight expansion cards (i.e., graphics cards of up to 380-mm) "Err... what?
" the case can house two 3.5-inch storage bays as well as three 2.5-inch storage devices."
This is a mess as well... The storage bays... Hold storage devices? How many? Or did you mean devices?
"The PCs can be cooled down"
This is also interesting... Cooled down... Not sure i have ever seen anyone write that a PC needs to be cooled down... Cooled, yes.
Dizoja86 - Sunday, March 8, 2020 - link
Do you feel better now?GreenReaper - Sunday, March 8, 2020 - link
No. It will never be better for us.ZipSpeed - Sunday, March 8, 2020 - link
I think the person who designed the Civic Type-R had a hand in this monstrosity.TheinsanegamerN - Monday, March 9, 2020 - link
The guys behind the Corolla/Camry may have also lent a hand.zmatt - Monday, March 9, 2020 - link
Just like the Civic, this case comes pre riced from the factory.rrinker - Monday, March 9, 2020 - link
I realize they are just quoting the marketing literature but "game streamers who want maximum style" ie wannabes with more show than go.Dug - Monday, March 9, 2020 - link
WTF is wrong with you people? How did you get your job designing this pos? And who tf approved it?Tomatotech - Wednesday, March 11, 2020 - link
Thanks, I hate it. But I'm not the target market.Guys, suppose someone handed you a blank piece of paper and told you to design a dual PC case that needs to sit in the background of gamer YouTube / Twitch / whatever livestream videos and scream out 'I AM LEET GAMER YEET 100% PRO LEET' and draw as much attention as possible to itself. Admit it, I bet most of you would end up with with a jagged crackhead monstrosity like this.